How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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