And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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