She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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