May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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You pole danced in your parka.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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