So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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