Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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