the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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