I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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