Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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