And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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It's blow job season.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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