she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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