he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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