woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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