On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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