I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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