Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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