Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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