In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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