I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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