Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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