So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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