The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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