Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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