dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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