Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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