another moral hangover. fuck.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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