He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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