Whats the glycemic index on semen?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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