Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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