and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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