He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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