I think I just saw someone hide a body.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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