I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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