Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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