We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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