sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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