Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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