Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
All the doctor said was why
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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