my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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