You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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