So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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