She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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