So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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