just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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