i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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