How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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