Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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