If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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