Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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