Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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