Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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