I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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